|not like anyone will even donate XD|
1. Do you watch/read pornography?
2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
3. Are you a virgin?
yes and Im proud of it
4. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
5. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
6. Someone famous you would have sex with?
7. Attracted to (men/women)?
men and cake
8. Do you masturbate?
9. Would you rather oral or anal?
10. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
I don’t know what that really means
11. Would you ever want to be tied?
12. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
13. Ever offered to tie someone up?
14. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
15. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
HOLYWATER HOLYWATER *SPLASH SPLASH*
16. Are you a flirt?
17. Do you own sexy underwear?
18. Pee games?
what…wha…wait no dont tell me because I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW
19. Your weakness?
press on a certain spot on my back and Ill flail my arms
20. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
um, not having sex
21. Your best features are?
I don’t know.. Personality?
22. Would you have sex with music playing?
Um no, no sex ever pls
23. If yes, what song?
24. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
25. Whispering or screaming?
26. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
well, what I do first is:
I don’t sex.
I won’t do the sex.
28. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
*MORE HOLYWATER SPLASHING*
29. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone tickle you?
what the hell is WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
30. Would you rather be on top?
31. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
32. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
give you cake and cuddle while fully clothed, thanks
34. Sex before marriage?
NO even if I wanted to have sex NOOO
35. Something that's important in sex that most people overlook?
37. Tongue in your private area?
GOOD GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS EARTH
38. Tongue in your bellybutton?
39. Zodiac sign (yours, and sexual partner's)?
WHY CANT YOU JUST SAY PARTNER
40. Tips to turn you on?
Sing Ryan Huston songs to me and Im yours